Punchline vs precision - where do you draw the line

On a parody news short, the laugh lands when I cut qualifiers, but my editor brain flags the hed as fuzzy. How do you keep headlines and chyrons funny and fast without drifting into clickbait or blowing the facts?

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Lead with the verified fact and park the absurdity after a colon or em dash; keep the spine literal with concrete nouns/verbs and let the joke live in the tag. If you need hedging, bury it in a parenthetical or second line, and do a crop test: if the first 4-5 words alone are still accurate, you’re not drifting into clickbait.

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